ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top 10 Reasons Lois and Superman Split Up

10. Steve Forbes is available

 9. Faggy "S" monograms are on *everything*

 8. Greasy Superman curl stained pillows, ruined condoms

 7. Lois was seeing Clark Kent on the side

 6. Insert your own "faster than a speeding bullet" joke here

 5. Hottub parties at Batman and Robin's

 4. Three words: Crackers in bed

 3. Always giving Jimmy Olson "super" backrubs

 2. He was only going to marry Lois to get his green card

 1. Yoko Ono

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