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ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Reasons I Love My Boyfriend

10. Brings me Yoplait every day

 9. Keeps Scrooge-like grip on the pursestrings so someday we can
    afford a Brazilian espresso machine

 8. Hasn't let the O.J. trial interfere with our interracial
    relationship

 7. Took the knife back to the store

 6. Knows more about Janet Jackson than her momma does

 5. When he dances, his butt defies the known laws of physics,
    gravity, and the State of Mississippi

 4. His sunny sense of humor is ever present (except when he's
    being a real bitch)

 3. He doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs or eat meat (cheap date)

 2. His high GPA and great law school prospects point to a future
    of sportscars and Spago for ANDREW OF AMERICA

 1. His taste in men

And when he smiles....
ANDREW OF AMERICA
...I see what $2,500 of orthodontistry was for
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