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BRENT PAYTON Celebrity Stalker-in-Training
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ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Questions He Meant To ask Faye Dunaway
(While filming John Grisham's THE CHAMBER)

10. When you were making the THE TOWERING INFERNO with O.J.,
    did he try to kill you?

9.  Did many *other* cast members try to kill you?

8.  In the movie BONNIE & CLYDE, which one were you?

7.  Which stalled your career more:
    impunctuality or MOMMIE DEAREST?

6.  Was it painful being dropped as Norma Desmond in
    SUNSET BOULEVARD?

5.  Which has higher maintenance, the Sistine Chapel
    or your facelift?

4.  In DON JUAN DE MARCO, who had prettier cheekbones,
    you or Johnny Depp?

3.  Does your nickname rhyme with "witch?"

2.  How'd you feel when Bette Davis told Johnny Carson
    that you were the most unprofessional woman
    she'd ever worked with?

1.  Was that the *first* time you were caught
    shoplifting in Wal-Mart?

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