WARNING: Following Contains Material That May Be Offensive
To Some Readers. Especially those with good taste,
tight sphincters or both. Parental Discretion is Advised.

A N D R E W   O F   A M E R I C A ' s
TOP TEN Products Most *Offensive* to LesBiGays

10.  Homo No Mo' Sexual Orientation Spot Remover

 9.  Gay Begone Air Freshener in Dirty Diaper, Aqua Velva and Polyester scents

 8.  Pussy Juice -- The Frisky Fruit Beverage for Your Cat.
     In Mellow Mango Melons, Lemon Lime, Fruits de la Mer
     and Cherry Tuna.

 7.  Glade Butt Plug-Ins

 6.  Peter Panderer Penus Butter

 5.  Colonel Lingus Fried Chicken "It's Finger Lickin' Good!"

 4.  McDonald's Big Mary Sandwich:  Two all beef patties, special sauce (wink),
     lettuce, cheeze (yikes), pickle in a thong and two sesame seed buns.

 3.  Bisexual pump

 2.  Polygrip Hamster Adhesive (with nonoxynol 9)

 1.  TINSEL TOWN QUEER'S  Bob Lafont Celebrity Roast Video

I *warned* you they would be offensive
ANDREW OF AMERICA
They have the Good Whorehousekeeping Seal of Approval
We love you, Bob. Hate your promotionalism, Tinsel Town Queer.