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        ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Papal Errors
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10.  Pius XII -- Wore white after Labor Day

9.   Leo III -- Once misspelled "whose" for "who's" in knock knock joke

8.   Gregory the Great -- Said Blessed Virgin wore blue, but looked better
     in teal

7.   John Paul I --Thought predecessor was named "George Ringo"

6.   Boniface I -- Wore belt *and* suspenders

5.   John XXIII -- Used wrong salad fork at Vatican II picnic

4.   Urban III -- That infamous "Damned if you do, Damned if
     you don't" encyclical

3.   Paul VI -- Said Louisville, not Frankfort, was capital of Kentucky, 
     thus losing Trivial Pursuit game to Dalai Lama

2.   Suburban I -- Bourgeois hipster name alienated downtown crowd

1.   John Paul II -- Bet on the Steelers in Superbowl XXX

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