ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten New Utah State Slogans

10.  UTAH spelled backwards is HATE U

 9.  There should be only one "M" in MORMON

 8.  Discrimination: We can take it *and* dish it out

 7.  See the Mormon Tabernacle Queer

 6.  Polygamy, Yes!  Sodomy NO!

 5.  Hey, Give Us A Break: I mean we just let blacks
     join the Latter Day Saints, give us a little
     time to catch up here.

 4.  Q is for Quilting Bee

 3.  If God had wanted our high school students to belong
     to gay clubs he would have sent us Brigham Hung

 2.  Sodom: The OTHER Great Salt Lake

 1.  Bicycles NOT Bisexuals!

Say, did you hear the one about Salt Lick City?
ANDREW OF AMERICA
Well, if you did, you didn't hear it in a Utah Public High School