ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Most Enjoyable Moments of Superbowl XXX

10.  When that woman who had Michael Jackson's nose was flown off
     in the heliocopter.

 9.  When what's-his-name, you know that football player, tied that
     record, you know, the one he was going for.

 8.  When Princess Diana on Channel 33 said, "There were three of us 
     in that Marriage, it was very crowded."

 7.  That funny funny Bud Light commercial with that guy from the
     Ten Commandments, you know, the Republican gun lobbyist.

 6.  When Edina and Patsy are stuck in Marakesh and the daughter,
     you know, what's-her-name, the one with glasses ends up making
     it with that hunky Moroccan houseboy.  Ab-so-lute-ly fabulous.

 5.  Mike Ditka's hair.

 4.  When that woman with Michael Jackson's nose sang that stuff during
     the glitzy halftime show with all the little kids and fireworks
     and everything before the heliocopter took her away.  Boy, I bet
     Michael wishes he had been there!

 3.  Those cool shoulder pads the guys who wear uniforms--y'know and run
     around the field with the ball and stuff--wore that made them look
     like Joan Crawford with helmets.

 2.  When it was all over because that team, y'know the one that was
     supposed to win, beat the other guys and it was great and
     everything.

 1.  Oh yeah, they were from Texas.  Cool.

The only thing I didn't get about the game was...
ANDREW OF AMERICA
It it's called Superbowl Triple X, where was all
the nudity?
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