"Monica may have to wrie about about all this
  to pay her legal expenses..."
			--Some fat lawyer with a bow tie.

A N D R E W   O F   A M E R I C A ' s 
TOP TEN
Proposed
Monica Lewinsky
Book Titles
(C) 1998 ANDREW OF AMERICA

10.  Blowin' in the Wind

 9.  How to Get A Head in Washington

 8.  Called on the Carpet

 7.  Bury my Heart at Wounded Knees

 6.  Dirty Laundry: White Household Hints on
     Spot Removal Tips and Paper Shredding

 5.  In the Oval Orafice 

 4.  I'm not Tara Lipinski!  Tales of a Gold Medal Intern

 3.  Swallow the Leader

 2.  Everything I Ever Needed to Know,
     I Learned from ANDREW OF AMERICA 

 1.  Me and My Big Mouth

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