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ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten LesBiGay Fast Food Slogans 
© 1996 The Author.  All Rights Reserved.

10.  Pizza Slut
	     "Eat Me the Wrong Way"

 9.  Shoney's *Really* Big Boy
	     "All You Can Eat without Gagging"

 8.  Chicken McNAMBLA
	     "Get used to that grown up taste"

 7.  White Tassel
	     "Topless Burgers"

 6.  Jeff Stryker's Wiener World
	     "They're even plumper when Jeff cooks `em"

 5.  Fairy Queen
	     "We Read You Right!"

 4.  Taco Troll 
	     "Make a Run for the Waiter"

 3.  Dyke-N-Suds
	     "We're Queer! There's Beer! Get Used to It!"
 
 2.  Chi Chi LaRue's Mexican Porn Barn
	     "Love that Hot Salsa!"

 1.  Long John Silver's
	     "What, Me Fish?"

Golden Arches in Red High Heels
ANDREW OF AMERICA
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BRENT PAYTON, Head Burger Flipper