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ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Least Least Popular Sex Toys

10. Cactus Flower Brand Female Condoms

 9. Ronco Sledge-o-matic Jackhammer/Vibrator

 8. Jalapeno Butt Plug

 7. John and Lorena Bobbit's Cordless Trimmer

 6. Jabba the Hut Inflatable Party Doll

 5. Spanky and Our Gang's Ping Pong Paddle O' Love

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 3. John Travolta Celebrity Closet Board Game

 2. Anchovy-flavored Body Gel

 1. Ben Wa Basketballs

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