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ANDREW OF AMERICA's TOP TEN Least Likely Things Overheard at a Gay Bar.

10.  Hey isn't that The Rev. Lou Sheldon?!

 9.  You know, for a 90 year-old, he sure has a great body!

 8.  There just isn't enough smoke in here!

 7.  I'm sorry, Jeff Stryker, you just aren't smart enough for me.

 6.  Less Vilage People, more Anita Bryant music.

 5.  I need to borrow some hairspray, but no one seems to have any.

 4.  I hate cats.

 3.  I hate "Cats."

 2.  Hey, why don't we sober up, stop hating ourselves and blaming others
     for our problems, organize politically and elect persons to visible
     positions of power and... hey!  Two for one jello shots!

1.   Omigod!  Jeff Stryker's dancing with Lou Sheldon!

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
ANDREW OF AMERICA.
Made in America.
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