ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Lame Places to Spend Your SPRING BREAK

10.  Bikini Island Atomic Waterslide Park

 9.  The Ku Klux Klan White Party, Mississippi Riviera

 8.  Scrubbing Grandma's linoleum floor

 7.  Tornado Alley Trailer Park

 6.  Corpus Callosum, Texas

 5.  Hell

 4.  White Sands Missile Range Beach Blanket Bingo Party

 3.  Wal-Mart Parking Lot on Folding Lawn Chairs... in Hell

 2.  MTV

 1.  Sunova Beach, Mexico

Try saying it with a Mexican Accent
ANDREW OF AMERICA
Now see how lame it is?
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