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ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Lame New Albums
(C) 1996 The Author, All Rights Reserved

10. "Three Tenors and a Baby"

 9. "Pet Shop Boys Neuter Menuedo"

 8. Leni Mouskouri: "Holland, Land of Dykes"

 7. "Bon Jovi Bon Bons: Songs Too Sugary for
    Even *Our* Bubblegum Fans"

 6. "Abba Polka Rama"

 5. Spike Jones & the City Slickers: "Noises The
    Queen Made after Eating Green Apples"

 4. Leonard Nimoy's "Star Trek theme in Yiddish"

 3. Whitney Houston: "Loud Songs You'll Hear Over
    and Over Again Till Doomsday Comes"

 2. The Beatles Anthology Vol. 97
 
 1. Barbra: "My Gay Son's Butt is Like Butter"

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ANDREW OF AMERICA
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