ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Interesting DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME Quirks

10. If you time it just right, an orgasm can last 1 hour and 20 seconds

 9. So you lose an hour.  You do that watching "Charles in Charge"
    Yeah, I know it's a 30 minute sitcom, but there's recovery time
    from the projectile vomiting.

 8. So much time, so little men 
 
 7. If you move your clock forward one hour you'll end up three miles
    from your home (imagine the extension cord).

 5. At 1:59 AM, It takes 64 minutes to cook a 3 minute egg.

 4. If you jump in your microwave you can travel through time and
    arrive with a tan.

 3. You have a week's worth of excuses on why you were late.

 2. There's an extra hour of daylight to stay indoors and
    do absolutely nothing.

 1. Remember:  The daylight you save may be your own.

Unless of course you get the
daylights beat out of you...
ANDREW OF AMERICA
Like Chris O'Donnell (Robin the Boy Wonder) in a Mississippi Bar.
[NOW I've got your attention].  More later.
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