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ANDREW OF AMERICA's TOP TEN Holiday Gift Wish List

10.  Peace on Earth (okay now that we got *that* out of the way, I want
     a train set).

 9.  A phone call from Tee Vee's Joey Lawrence.

 8.  A nice big Menora for my front lawn (*that* should keep the neighbor's
     guessing).

 7.  Pope John Paul II to acknowledge the Roman Catholic Church's involvement
     and compliance with the systematic persecution, battery and murder
     of gays and lesbians throughout history (I am more likely to get
     a train set).

 6.  An all expense paid vacation for Rush Limbaugh to Bosnia-Herzegovina
     (one-way ticket).

 5.  President Clinton to stop screwing around and issue a *real* end to
     the Les-Bi-Gay Military Ban

 4.  A nationally televised showdown between Martha Stewart and myself on
     who is the best homemaker (anytime any place, Martha).

 3.  My weight in Godiva chocolates.

 2.  After I've finished #3, a personal trainer named David V. who will
     help sculpt me into the gay teen idol with 1 percent body fat you
     *all* deserve. (I love you David, you Viking god, you!)
 
 1.  A cure for AIDS so my friends can stop dying and Hollywood phonies can
     stop wearing pretend-to-care red ribbons.

Maybe it's the bittersweet Chocolate I've been eating...
ANDREW OF AMERICA
I'll try to make my next list Jollier!
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