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 Top Ten New Fragrances LesBiGays Love

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10.  Dragger Noir (by Wesley Snipes)

 9.  CocKOne (See Oh See Kay Won) for a man or a woman
 
 8.  Chanel No. 69  (by Coco Coochie)

 8.  Aqua Vulva (a fragrance by Tommy Fishfinger)

 7.  Farrah Moan (by Calvin Klimax)

 6.  Kevin Spicey (by Oscar de la Rented-Tux)

 5.  Keanu (formerly Canoe)

 3.  ANDROGYNE OF AMERICA (Brent Payton, sole authorized dealer)

 2.  Aramis and Brad Pitt's new joint venture: ArmPitt

 1.  Ricki Musk

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ANDREW OF AMERICA
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