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for ANDREW OF AMERICA.  Brent Payton, 30 Minute Delivery Boy
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ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Favorite Gay Pizza Toppings
(C) 1995, 1996 ANDREW OF AMERICA  All Rights Reserved

10.  Italian's Sausage

 9.  Judy Garlic

 8.  Fromunda Cheeze

 7.  Makin' Bacon

 6.  Testosteroni

 5.  Insert your own insensitive lesbian/anchovy joke here

 4.  Sweep the kitchen (contains nonoxynol 9)

 3.  Olive Pit (sorry, that should be Brad Pitt)

 2.  Somthing shaped like a mushroom

 1.  Proscuitto, Menudo, and Tony Danza

And if you're nice...
ANDREW OF AMERICA
...maybe you'll get your salad tossed
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I'd like a hot one delivered to
ANDREW @ 617 Louisiana Avenue  McComb, MS 39648
And I'd like a pizza.