ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Exercise Sources for Lazy Americans

10. Coughing

 9. Chewing gum

 7. Dialing for a Pizza

 8. Looking for the remote control

 6. Reaching for the toliet paper

 5. Unscrewing a lightbulb (group activity)

 4. Pulling on socks

 3. Picking up cigarette butts (to smoke)

 2. Ye olde opening bag o'potato chips pectoral pull

 1. The "Clapper"

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