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AOA's Top 10 Euphemistic Replacements for Offensive LesBiGay Terms
(C) 1996 ANDREW OF AMERICA, All Rights Reserved

10.  "Swishy Switches" (formerly faggots)

 9.  Hermaphodite is now "Double Dipper"

 8.  "Petunias" (was pansies)

 7.  "Dutch Dams" (replaces dykes)

 6.  Patrick Swayze (instead of "sissy boy")

 5.  "Color Coordination"  (was Rainbow Coalition)

 4.  Lesbians is being replaced with
     "Les Papillions" (It sounds more French)

 3.  "Rooster Cogburn" (formerly Cocksucker)

 2.  Switch Hitter is now "Ambidextrous" (as not to
     offend guys who suck at sports)

 1.  "Crucifix Haberdasher"  (replaces Crossdresser)

ANDREW OF AMERICA  is now
andrew von Land-stolen-by-whiteman
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http://www.fc.net/~zarathus/andrew