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TOP TEN Curious Facts About the Una-Bomber
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10.  Won Pillsbury Bake-off three years running

 9.  Uses Paul Mitchell cruelty-free hair care products

 8.  Once helped little old lady across the street
     to Oklahoma Federal Building

 7.  Hated the movie SPEED

 6.  Reads Penthouse for the 35,000 word articles

 5.  Was an angry, wordy mathemagician. Oops! That's mathemaTician!
     (Sorry, Brian)

 4.  Brother snitched on him for playing with firecrackers as a kid

 3.  Combines the best elements of hothead Pat Buchanan and
     nature lover Jerry Brown

 2.  All he ever wanted was to host talk radio
 
 1.  Will be a recurring character on Melrose Place

Don't push him in the pool, Heather.  Trust me.
ANDREW OF AMERICA
I hope this list got Jodi Foster's attention.
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