ANDREW OF AMERICA guffaws in shock:

YOU not being CATTY Chris?

Here's my TOP TEN Things CHRIS FOX 
SHOULD ADD TO HIS "JOY OF NOT DOING LIST"

10.  NOT hogging the majority of bandwidth on this list

 9.  NOT biting the hand that feeds you a.k.a. Roger

 8.  NOT feeding the hands that bite you.

 7.  NOT resorting to personal attacks when your rhetoric runs thin

 6.  NOT footnoting yourself as a source of authority

 5.  NOT holding a superior smug tone over those who differ from
     your infinite wisdom like some high school debate champ

 4.  NOT believing that people who disagree with you
     are your "enemies" like some sand-in-my-eyes playground
     bully

 3.  NOT dissing the very freaky, offensive, nelly, cross-dressing people
     you despise who won for you so many rights in the first place
     with your smug, judgmental, post-Reagan monochromatic don't offend
     anyone, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, don't rock the loveboat,
     Catholic Nunsense, shame-sodden, hate-ridden, finger-pointing,
     booger covered, homogeneous and painfully predictable blame
     placing.  Instead, try attacking disabled veterans. 

 2.  NOT publically posting your private fracas or tempest in a teacup
     for the rest of us to develop carpal tunnel syndrome by deleting
     them all.

 1.  NOT acknoweldging, replying to this post or in anyway absorbing any
     more bandwidth than you already suck up like some Gilded Age
     monopolistic nightmare.

Strength Through JOY.... Hmm... Where have I heard this before
ANDREW OF AMERICA
andrew96@netdoor.com

On Sat, 14 Mar 1998, Chris Fox wrote and wrote and wrote:

> At 10:33 AM 3/14/98 -0800, Roger B.A. Klorese wrote:
> 
> >There's so much joy of non-experience in your life, Chris... how 1984.
> >Joy of not eating.  Joy of not fucking.  What else do you take joy in not
> >doing?
> 
> * not drinking alcohol  LIKE HITLER
> * not smoking crack  LIKE PAT ROBERTSON
> * not watching TV  LIKE 
> * not talking about sports LIKE THE NELLY QUEENS WHO GIVE PEOPLE LIKE
		YOU A BAD NAME
> * not eating too much  LIKE KAREN CARPENTER
> * not going to gay bars LIKE ANITA BRYANT  
> * not smoking tobacco LIKE HITLER
> * not writing sloppy code to meet schedules LIKE WHO CARES
> * not going to bathhouses  LIKE JEFFREY DAHMER
> * not having sex with strangers NOT LIKE TELE-EVANGELISTS
> * not being catty and nasty LIAR LIAR PANTS-ON-FIRE
> * not gambling  EVERYTIME YOU POST IT'S A GAMBLE THAT SOMEONE WON'T
		UNLOG, UNSUB, or SECEDE FROM THE UNION. 
> 
> That's all I can think of without pausing to think.

*EXACTLY*

ANDREW OF AMERICA

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