ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Brady Bunch Moments
(C) Copyright 1994, 1996 The Author.  All Rights Reserved

10. Alice the Maid spikes Mike's eggs with saltpeter

 9. Greg and Peter teach Bobby how to play "eat the biscuit"

 8. Carol loses her voice in church from deepthroating the organist; Santa
    promises Cindi it'll come back if she sits on his lap.

 7. Jan gets freckles; pharmacist says he can cure it with special
    *under*-counter remedy

 6. Marsha is can't decide who to take to the prom... so she boffs the
    rugby team

 5. When Peter doesn't get the part of George Washington in the school play,
    he swallows his pride and plays Betsy Ross

 4. Jan hides a pet mouse in a hamper to make Marsha squeal;
    Carol finds mouse and PVC pipe and makes Mike squeal

 3. Greg hides rival high school football mascot (a goat) in his room;
    Greg does something we thought only Jethro Clampett would do

 2. Bobby falls in love with Danny Partridge

 1. Sam the Butcher beats his meat

It's the story, of a man named
ANDREW OF AMERICA
Who was bringing up three very lovely boys
All of them had hair of gold, like Miss Clairol
And had dolls for toys
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Alert: THREE HUNDRED AND ONE
SHOPPING DAYS LEFT UNTIL
A N D R E W   O F   A M E R I C A ' S   B I R T H D A Y 

(Neiman-Marcus takes plastic)

Just a reminder
ANDREW OF AMERICA
Who can bear to be forgotten?