ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Boy George Successful Comeback Side Effects
(C) 1998 The Author

10. Scientists reset Doomsday Clock to ten seconds to Midnight.

 9. Durran Durran enter therapy for CIC (Comeback Inferiority Complex)

 8. Street value of heroin doubles

 7. Stock in Maybelline triples

 6. Garage sale at Cyndi Lauper's

 5. The Rev. Phred Phelps starts picketing Culture Club 

 4. Marilyn Manson seems surprisingly tame

 3. Heated eye of public scruntiny blinks away from George Michael

 2. Search ends for fifth Spice Girl

 1. "I know you'll miss me" takes on never before achieved levels of irony

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