F O X   I N   A   B O X

HEY KEEEEEEDS!

ANDREW OF AMERICA here,

With my nifty new unauthorized TICKLE ME FOX Doll!

It lives in a box and wants you to live in a box too!

Sooner or later we're all gonna be in  pine boxes, so you might as well
get out and play!

Tickle Him!  What no laffs?
Try tickling him with a wet Ramen Noodle (if ya' knowhattmean!"

Pull his string!  

	*You're immature

	*You're fat and hairy

	*You have a pathology

	*Queers like you make it bad for fags like us
	
	*More Rice Prease

Hours and hours of endless fun with the same comforting
predictable recorded messages again and again!

With his monotonous--um--monogamous sidekick the Blue Tongued Chow!
Always on a leash I mean a Freedom Chain so he won't run away
when he gets back to Vietnam!

Can foxes and chows breed?  Yes... breed contempt.

Available at: 

	*Gayless 
	*Gays Like Us
	*But NOT at Queers R Toys.

Broken Record Included.
(Batteries *not* included because
you might use them in some infantile sex toy)

ANDREW OF AMERICA, Inc.
a subsidy of Hisbro