Yay! Parkboy returns!

The ANDREW OF AMERICA flag is a colonial flag with a giant AOA in
the center of the circle of stars which represents a circle of my
favorite ex-boyfriends surrounding me naked and stro...
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WE INTERUPT THIS ANDREW OF AMERICA POST FOR AN URGENT MESSAGE
FROM SENATOR BOB DOORKNOB.

My fellow Ameriwags, are you as incensored as I at this blatant 
desecration of one of our most cherished national symbols?
Andrew of America is pissing up the flagpole!

Call your congressman immediately and tell them to vote YES
on a constitutional amen-damn-mint that will

	(1) Make descecration of the American flag a capital
            crime

	(2) Make the Pope Vice President of the United States


	(3) Impeach President Clinton for dodging the draft

	(4) Remove fluoride from the water

Other wise, Hurricanes will punish Florida.  Alexander Haig
and I are in charge. That is all.

Senator Robert "Hobnobbin' Bob Doorknob
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...and that's how you get the thirteen stripes!

Wonder what Parkboy's
Flag looks like?
ANDREW OF AMERICA
andrew96@netdoor.com
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On Wed, 19 Aug 1998, Queer Central wrote:

> >Please, could anyone tell me the meaning of the gay flag?
> >
> 
> dear juan...
> 
> i always thought it was an excellent example of...bad taste...im sure the
> designer couldnt have been gay...only a str8 person could have done
> it...ergo...it has no meaning  @all...
> 
> hugs-
> 
> parkboy.