ANDREW OF AMERICA's Presidential Slogans `96

PAT BUCHANAN:  "Hate IS a Family Value"

STEVE FORBES:  "Money is Our Family's Value"

PHIL GRAHAM: "Everything's Biggoter in Texas"

BOB DOLE: "Pricklier than a Pineapple"

DAN QUAYLE: "Thank God I'm Not Running"

JACK KEMP: "Pray to God I Will"

BENITO MUSSOLINI: "The Moderate Choice"

GERALD FORD: "I Pardoned NIXON Now a Hit Movie by Oliver Stone"

HILLARY CLINTON: "I didn't didn't didn't didn't do it."

BILL CLINTON: "Hillary Who?"

ANDREW OF AMERICA: "Four More Queers!"