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		Brent Payton, Archive Creator, Curator
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ANDREW OF AMERICA's Malapropic Glossary Words Du Jour

(C) Copyright 1996 The Author.  May be Crossposted with attribution.

MOMENTOS -- (mo-MEN-tos)  What those Mentos ads are trying to sell.

CAMOFLAGE-- (CAM-e-flahj)  The ability to disguise a penis as a cartoon
cigarette logo.

IDIOT -- (ID-DEE-OT) Smaller than a bigot, bigger than an idibidiot.

You asked for it, you got it, Toy Yoda...
ANDREW OF AMERICA
Who requested a Star Wars figure from Santa.
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