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ANDREW OF AMERICA's Malapropic Dictionary
(C) 1996 The Author.  May Be Reposted with this Notice.

ANDREW OF AMERICA here,

with some big new words for the big new year!

MISOGYNY -- (MAH-SAHJ-uh-NEE) The art of giving backrubs. It was
invented by the Geeks, perfected by the Suedes, and marketed by the
Gypsynese who call it Shitzu or "A Cute Puncture" (if you find that sort
of thing cute, you pierced nipplehead, you!)

MISANDRY -- (MISS-AND-ree) Pet nickname for ANDREW OF AMERICA. Like his
writing, his nickname should *only* be used with permission and then in
ALL CAPS: "I'm tired of Drivin' MISANDRY!" -- Marlo White.

GERMANY -- (GERM-man-knee; compound word: many + germs = Germany.) 

A small mindlocked country whose sense of importance is entirely
disproportionate to its size. When not busy driving civilization to the
brink of extinction, Germany is busy rescuing civilization through
burning books, pornography, struedel and *anything* else they can fit
into an oven. Germany has a profound distaste for any superhighway they
did not build or travel by Volkswagen. 

SEE ALSO: COMPUSERVE; CENSORSHIP; and BAD HAIRCUTS, Dictators with.
               
Can you say "neologism?"
ANDREW OF AMERICA
How about "neo-facism?"
I though you could!
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