ANDREW OF AMERICA here,

Readers asked :I am a Potato Queen and have long been intrigued by his
assertion that ALL IRISH MEN are well-endowed. Is it atruism like all
BLACKS CAN SING?
> J w R

Patrick replied: Actually I think it's the Irish, that sing.

*In Good Will Hunting,* Ben "I'm NOT gay" Afleck is razzed by an
unttractive South Boston Irish pub wench that she wouldn't want to play
with his tiny "tootsie roll dick" to which he replies that it's the
curse of Irish. I have heard both the Irish and My Celtic ex-boyfriend
(THE ACTOR) who played a famous Shakespearian lover (hint) 

My Half Scottish Canadian/ half African American PRINCE BRUCE was hung
like a bagpipe. 

My current part Irish squeeze has the perfect member in length, breadth,
shape and symmetry. Yet, I have never been a big advocate of size nor
sought that out in men. Dark hair and green, hazel or gold eyes are my
real turn ons. Dark eyes are cool too. Build is unimportant, though all
my mates have been lean or muscular and attractive. (ONE IS THE COVERBOY
OF A MAJOR MALE MAGAZINE THIS MONTH as he is an "erotic supermodel).
When you see the layout, you'll have trouble believing it was his golden
eyes and hair that attracted me. 

Anyone who tells you all Irishmen iare hung is kissing your Blarney
Stones. nexperienced. I've met Wee Lil' Leprechauns who were hung like a
Shamrock. 

I am a blond Curley-headed 1/4 Irishman with Cornish, German and
Swiss-French and Which means I have a circumcized green and orange
Braunschweiger with holes like Swiss Cheese.! Yikes! Just joshin'! 

Got any Irish in you? Want Some?

Putting the Gae back in Gaelic
ANDREW OF AMERICA
andrew96@netdoor.com