ANDREW OF AMERICA sez:  History and Geography Important!

I couldn't agree more with the gaynetter from the state of Canada who
said how important it is for us Americans to know our history.  Otherwise
you can't appreciate how far dictators will go:

	*Hitler swam from his native land of Australia to
	become chancellor of West Germany.
	(Those snowy walks Pat Buchanan took in
	New Hampshire are nuthin"

	*Napolean marched all the way from France to
	Moscow to pass water in the loo.

	*Mussolini crossed the Rubicon into Rome, GA and became
	The Duke of Italy (I guess it was a prize, like
	the French giving Eudora Welty the Legion of Honor).

	*Buchanan was actually President before Lincoln in the 1850s.
	Having lost his post to the tall guy who freed the
	slaves from building the pyramids after Grandma Moses
	came down from the Mount Rushmore with the 
	Ten Ammendments (the movie starred Charleston Hepburn).

	Anyway, Buchanan has been hangin' around for 140 years
	getting really old and mean like Bob Dole.  That is why
	he was photographed in front of Mount Rushmore vowing
	revenge on the slaves by getting the nomination of the
	G.O.P. (Grumpy Old People).

Those who forget history...
ANDREW OF AMERICA
...are doomed to reap it.