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A N D R E W   O F   A M E R I C A ' s   Hanky Code Supplement

ANDREW OF AMERICA here,
I couldn't help but notice the following omissions
from current Hanky Code lists:

GOLD LAMÉ		Star Fucker, a.k.a. publisher

SNOTTY			Into nasal sex

PAISLEY			Works in garment district

MADRAS			Dates only Indians

IRONED			Has overprotective Jewish mother who doesn't want
			him to catch a cold because he's too thin, doesn't
			take care of himself and hasn't settled down yet with
			a nice girl from Yonkers.

TEFLON			Voted for Reagan

BRILLO			Likes dishpan hands

MUSLIN			Broadway set designer

VELCRO			Codependent from hell

CALVIN KLEIN		Calvin Klein

MAGNIFYING GLASS  	Likes 3 inches and under

CALICO			Wants to be Dorothy

FUN FUR			Wants to be Toto

BOW TIE			Likes Orville Redenbacher's Gourmet Popping Corn

ALUMINUM FOIL		Prefers Jiffy Pop

MAPLE LEAF		Canadian

FLEUR DE LIS		French Canadian (Not to be confuse with Canadian
		 	into "French")

FELT			Likes to be felt

FELT WITH
GOO GOO EYES		Arts & Crafts instructor

HEAT RESISTANT
CERAMIC TILES		Space Shuttle Pilot

STARS & STRIPES  	ANDREW OF AMERICA fan!

STARS & STRIPES FOREVER!
ANDREW OF AMERICA
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