<< ANDREW OF AMERICA: God Misses Florida Again (C)1998 The Author. May be Crossposted indefinitely. AOA As Hurricane Bonnie swirled like a jellyroll in the mid-Atlantic it became abundantly clear God had missed Florida and had hurled his fury toward Virginia Beach, Virginia, home of Billionaire Televeangelist Pat Robertson. In a press conference in Virginia bunker Robertson said that the 700 Club members would just pray and send the hurricane out sea again as they had done once in th 1980s. In a press conference in Heaven, God said, "I don't miss twice. Grey skies are gonna clear up put on a happy face ANDREW OF AMERICA >> I do wish one of you clever computer-type persons would forward this to the 700 club or the like. Patrick