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ANDREW OF AMERICA: Do the Couch Potato with Me!
(C) 1996 ANDREW OF AMERICA, All Rights Reserved

Hi friends,  and I do consider you all my friends (except Wendell),
Let's do what friends do!

Cozy up to the TEE VEE with me and a bowl of fresh avocado and pineapple
slices and hang ten as we CHANNEL SURF!  Kowabunga Dudes (and Dudettes)!

<CLICK>  Welcome to the Home Shopper's Auction Network!  Look at this
         lovely selection of genuine imitation faux Zironoid earrings?
         Wouldn't these look great on Elizabeth Taylor?  Mrs. Katz from 
         Miami Beach has already bid 195.95 on them!  Call in with
         your bids.  Call in with your requests!

(We call):  Hello? (Disguised voice as Richard Nixon) Yes, I'd like
            place a bid on Marlon Brando's Bathtub Ring? <CLICK>

We laugh uncontrollably at our sly Bart Simponesque wit.

<CLICK> Welcome to the Sidekick Friends Network.  I'm Johnny Carson
	and this is my sidekick Ed McMahon...

<CLICK> Welcome to Sneaky Previews.  This week we went to see
	RICHARD III.  It's a totally fabulous, visually stunning
	period piece starring the wonderful, openly gay Sir Ian
	McKellan.  Two Thumbs Up!
	
	Next there's RESTORATION.  It's a totally fabulous, visually
	stunning period piece starring the wonderful, openly gay
	Sir Ian Mckellan.  Two Thumbs Up!

	Then we saw TOY STORY.  It's a totally fabulous, visually stunning
	period piece starring the wonderful, openly gay Sir Ian McKellan.
	Two thumbs...

<CLICK>  And now the news.  Some people we don't care about in a country
         we cannot pronounce died today.  Hmm.  Man's inhumanity to...

<CLICK> (MTV's REAL WORLD) ...and he never cleans up. He should
	clean up. We all clean up. He should clean up.  I mean why can't he

<CLICK> (700 CLUB) ...before the world ends you should send in your pledge
	to help me fight the evil, liberal agenda of satanism, homosexuality,
	vegetarianism, and freedom of speech.

<CLICK> Today on Jerry Springer, "My Hermaphrodite Husband is Cheating
	on me with Himself..."

<CLICK>

A Thousand Channels and Nothing To Watch!
Let's put in a tape.  We have GANDHI, CASABLANCA or BISEXUAL BIKE-A-THON.

<CLICK> Pant. Pant. Pedal. Pedal. Ring Ring. Pant. Pant.

Longing for Radio Days
ANDREW OF AMERICA
Mr. Couch Potatohead
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(C) Copyright 1996 ANDREW OF AMERICA, All Rights Reserved
Address all inquiries, fanmail, and Tee Vee Guide Listings to
ANDREW  617 Louisiana Avenue, McComb, MS  39648