ANDREW OF AMERICA's DIRTY DOZEN SIGNS YOUR COPY OF TITANIC IS BOOTLEG
(Did it come with a pair of Levi's bootleg jeans?)
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12. Old Rose brags, "I put the Tit in Titanic!"

11. Rose draws Jack in the nude from pictures in Playgirl.

10. The Irish don't drink, but shout "F+++ you David Letterman writers
    for stealing my material, you dirty washouts!"

 9. Before falling 200 feet and hitting propeller blade,
    stuntguy says, "Take the Nestea plunge!"

 8. Billy Zane doesn't pluck his eyebrows. Captain Smith does.

 7. Instead of iceberg, Captain Homer Simpson collides
    ship with Hindenburg. "D'oh!"

 6. If you look closely in fly-over shot of ship, you can see
    Molly Brown riding silver lame' pump from Priscilla Queen of
    the Desert billowing in the wind.

 5. Inserted scenes from "Total Eclipse" give impression
    Leonardo Dicaprio goes down on everything *but* the Titanic.

 4. Instead of smokestacks, ship has 4 cans of Campbell's
    Cream of Mushroom Soup.

 3. Santa's sleigh swoops down and saves drowning
    babies and teddybears.

 2. As ship sinks band plays "Macarena"

 1. Too many lifeboats.	


\0/  I'll never let go, Jack... Jack?
{ }-__-						You fat bitch! 	\0/

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Titanic was called Ship of Queens and it was, it really was!   
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