ANDREW OF AMERICA Christians Crash Gay Day 2018
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WASHINGTON ACDC-- Thousands of screaming nelly queens held a protest
as millions of Christians crashed Gay Day 2018.

The Archbishop of Canterbury put Communion Wafers in the condom
dispensers.  Irish catholics busted into gay baths on Times Square
baptising sodomists with holy water ....priests

Heterosexual couples openly held hands at the Disney Gay Day.  Despite
being denied a permit to march along side Gay Pride Rainbow Parade LXII,
Irish Catholics from the radical ACT UPRIGHT drank green beer and waved
banners proclaiming "Some one you love is Irish." Straight soldiers and
sailors sang show tunes of protest.  And Born Again  Breeder Housewives
Aglow held pictures of Lucille Ball whose I Love Lucy Show was cancelled
because it was just too straight!

But a rainbow of hope shone throughout the haze of heterohate
President Dan Quayle celebrating his 73 birthday in the White House looked
across the mall to tip his hairpiece to the gays and lesbians "whose noble
efforts at adoption cut the abortion rate in half."  Quayle owed his
narrow election victory to an amalgam of pragmatic prolifers, radical
faeries and people with blank stares.

The Gay Parade route wound its way down Pennsylvania Avenue. Lourdes
Cicconi daughter of late legend Madonna and her hunky Holovision
star George Clooney were seen cavorting arm in arm leading the
Daughters of American Divas.  The Silver Springs Maryland Junior
High chapter of hushpuppied Future Fag Hags of America escorted their
Jenny Craig float which they constructed from 3 million Biore Pore Perfect
StripsTM.  Ricki Lake officiated.

The Electric Leather Cowpoke Rodeo was a definite crowd pleaser.
Duracell the Coppertop battery was a proud sponsor of the event 
passing souvenir cattleprods among the throng.

Vegetarians for Venus had a brief clash with Arms for Armageddon who ripped
off the pagan goddess' limbs and thrashed the sapphic entourage into the 
reflecting pond where they were promptly immersed and cathechized.

Strains of Berlin's "You Take My Breath Away" wafted from the ANDREW OF
AMERICA Ex-Boyfriend Brigade 477th Airborne Division Band while
a cherubic ANDREW OF AMERICA rode the Godiva Chocolate Float ministered
to by a horde of nubian princes who popped bon bons into his toothless
maw. The horror... the horror.

The only arrests were a group of Gideons who had replaced a Dupont Circle
Porno Vendor's JIM BUCK Centerfolds with tour maps of Jerusalem.

A God time was had by all.

The once and future Queen
ANDREW OF AMERICA
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