ANDREW OF AMERICA angry at Letterman's writers! (What else is new!)

Dear Friends, 
and I do consider you all my friends.

THIS IS A LESBIGAY issue.

Just for a lark,  I decided to cruise through the website containing the
CBS Late Show Top Ten Lists of my hero DAVID LETTERMAN (you know you are
*my* hero if I ever put your name in ALL CAPS even for a moment).

This was my first visit.  Ever.  Honest.

There I saw A TOP TEN LIST THAT "IN-ed" (the opposite of "outed") a celbrity
that likes members of their own sex.

A BIG CELEBRITY that I KNOW the members of this list *DON'T* but WOULD
love to know likes MOTSS. They would be PROUD to know that he/she/it was
les/bi/gay.  The problem is this celebrity is WIDELY KNOWN in entertainment
circles for their penchant for young (college aged or thereabouts) persons
of their own sex.

IN THE TOP TEN LIST the writers repeatedly and ultimately made out like
he/she was heterosexual.  I would let this pass if it were not for the
following 

TOP TEN REASONS

10.  This person has appeared as a guest before.

 9.  This person is notoriously predetory (sp?)

 8.  This person had a recent opportunity to come out in a big
     that would help the lesbigay community

 7.  This person has a large gay following

 6.  I know this person's lover

 5.  I ANDREW OF AMERICA have received letters, phone calls,
     inquiries regarding this persons' sexual orientation
     to which when I was ignorant defended as non-gay

 4.  This person on this list has been a not infrequent topic of
     discussion on THIS LIST as to their physical/charismatic
     attractiveness

 3.  I have worked with this person before and they are powerful enough
     to keep me from working on other projects I am up for and
     possibly would (bitch)

 2.  Maybe okay just maybe we were both interested in the same male
     model....oh @#%! I got so worked up I kinda sorta divulged their
     gender.

 1.  Nevermind the rest. All I pledge is that no matter how many
     heterosexuals I portray in the movies, I will be candid when
     asked about my sexual orientation should I ever appear on a
     talk show in the future.....

And if I should ever use my real name.
ANDREW OF AMERICA
Okay, celebrity, if you are reading this
Come OUT Come Out Whoever you Are Because I Know It's YOUR CHOICE to do so...
(I wonder what Michaelangelo Signorile would do in this case)
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