Editor's note:  Andrew sent me this in an e-mail on 05-11-02 because 
I had removed links to the AOA archives from my navigation bars.

ANDREW OF AMERICA's Top Ten Reasons Brent Payton Hid His Archives

 10.  Andy's bad advice to Brent to use Olestra as a personal lubricant
  9.  Supposed snapshots of ANDREW mating with BIG FOOT were faked
  8.  Everyone loves to play hide and seek
  7.  ANDREW's promise to Brent to see "STAR WARS" premiere tuned out 
      to be nothing more than a light sabre duel with glow in the dark condoms
  6.  Andy's dirty trick of dressing up Brent as a Pinata for Cinco de Mayo
  5.  Brent can do what he wants: There's a Texan in the White House
  4.  No Pictures
  3.  Andy's big date with Brent  = phone sex with two tin cans and string
  2.  Thought it was a sausage
  1. ________________________________ (You tell me kimosabe)

Love Ya Babe
ANDREW OF AMERICA
Livin large in Hollywood
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